Thursday, September 26, 2013
The quotes and dialogue that follow are from the last couple weeks, alternating between quotes from 13th Age game sessions and our section of the real world, far from the game table.
The photo above is apparently also from the real world, since it's what I found on the path from my house to my garage-studio this morning, dropped more or less where birds discard the pits after they've feasted on our plum trees.
It's time for CSI: Cleric Sorcerer Investigations.
How long have you been waiting to say that?
A little while. Not long.
Except with your autistic bard it's more like the Special Buses Unit.
The big bus . . . is just too much freedom for me.
I stepped on a dying elephant seal. And lived.
I don't really know what position is correct.
Snake on top.
Yes, it's true. I worked as a phone sex operator for four weeks and didn't realize I was a phone sex operator. They always said just be welcoming and friendly to the people who would call in and it was called welcome wagon so I just talked with people. They called back!
Oh this is sad. Zombie dad just wanted the chance to take little Crispin fishing.
Don't worry. It's the Make a Lich foundation for dead children.
'It's Never Too Late.'
What good is a throne if you don't take it by force?
Wait a minute. How does this work? Do we ALL get to be king?
Yes. One at a time. For a very short time.
I volunteer to be the last in the succession. Just saying I'm OK with that.
Cat Stuck in Tree for One Night, but Not Two Nights (from a friend's email)
I got out my climbing harness, a helmet, and a back pack. Up I went.....up and up until I was about 8 feet from the cat. The tree was swaying and getting thinner and thinner. It was starting to get dark. I strapped myself to the tree and my presence gave the cat the encouragement to lower himself to me. Now i am about 40 or 50 feet off the ground with a wet, scared cat clawed to the tree and it needs to get into the back pack, which is still on my back (This just maybe be the same backpack that saved us from the killer grouse!). I am not sure how it all happened, but within about 10 minutes I was at the bottom of the tree with the cat in the bag.